you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
being related to someone by blood doesn’t give you a free pass to treat them like fucking shit
being older than someone doesn’t give you a free pass to treat them like fucking shit
living with someone doesn’t give you a free pass to treat them like fucking shit
nothing really gives you a free pass to treat someone like fucking shit for no reason