Death is a final "fuck you" to the world.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via daniellecollis1)

murphels:

ugh this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR.

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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

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